Monday, November 3, 2014

The Walking Dead "Slabtown" Review

Beth chills out at a hospital and hums in a brand new The Walking Dead. (SPOILERS!)


High Points
  • Everybody Hates Chris! (Actor Tyler James Williams as Noah)
  • Amputations are fun
  • Beth helps kill that shithead cop Gorman
  • Short but enjoyable Walker kill montage
  • Noah crawled through a river of shit, but didn't come out clean on the other side.

The way you feel when you realize it's an all Beth episode.
Low Points
  • Everybody Hates Beth! (All the characters you like are not here this week!)
  • Oral sex must be reciprocated at this "hospital" (Give a favor show gratitude, it's only fair)
  • Extremely slow pacing
  • Power structure in hospital sucks
  • Obligatory Jesus reference to justify actions (I gotta start doing that)
  • This storyline for some reason is not over
Verdict: Can someone explain to me how Beth got her own episode? I have no personal vendetta against Emily Kinney, the actress who plays Beth, but she must have blackmail on or nude photos of show runners Scott Gimple and Robert Kirkman because there is no other reason that her character could get an entire episode dedicated to her story. That being said "Slabtown" could have been worse (At least she didn't sing, right?). Beth woke up in a strange hospital with a strange power structure and met some new shitty people and one cool dude (Noah!). The set up allowed for Beth to showcase that she has become resourceful and a good shot (cause every character must be a certified badass I guess). Now the main problem I had was this ep. was that it was filler.  It did noting to advance the storyline about going to DC. At least the final moment offered at least a semi-interesting wrinkle to Beth's tale though. But still I hope that this side story will be all wrapped up next week. Overall "Slabtown" is by far this season's weakest offering and gets a 6 out of 10. Like I said before, could have been worse.

That elevator made me miss "Well Zombie"

The Greater Good!: Want to watch a much better version of this story? Watch Hot Fuzz. Clip contains SPOILERS!.

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