Friday, January 30, 2015

Batman And Captain America Plead Guilty To Deflating Balls

All of us here on the blog are big Patriots fans. Needless to say this two weeks of non-stop "Deflategate" coverage has really pissed us off. So who will swoop in and shut the 24 hour news cycle the fuck up? Batman and Captain America of course. Here is their leaked confession from last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, that states that they were responsible for the deflation of 11 of 12 Patriot footballs. Thank you boys for stepping forward. This is why we love superheroes!


If Ben Affleck says that Tom Brady and The Patriots are innocent then it's a done deal. On to Seattle!

Informers Superbowl Prediction: 31-17 Patriots! 

You can't beat a team that makes amazing videos like this.

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