New Avengers: Age Of Ultron Premiered Last Night!

A few days ago, Marvel Studios released a teaser trailer for their upcoming diminutive superhero flick Ant-Man. The overall reception was mixed. Some people did not like the serious tone because it did not mix with the humor included in it. Other defend it claiming it's just a teaser meant to elicit buzz about the film. Well, let me be the first to say that no one is going to criticize this new Avengers trailer, it's glorious.

That's what happens when you drink Tony's booze

Now that is how you sell a movie! Not by having Michael Douglas giving Paul Rudd a speech about redemption, but rather having two of your lead characters beat the shit out of each other in the street. Just pure action awesomeness. Trailers are supposed to be like foreplay. You got to tickle your fans balls to get them riled up. Ant-Man's didn't elicit anything emotionally (or sexually) for anyone. This teaser however has everyone sporting woodies saying that May can't get here fast enough. If that gif above doesn't make you giddy with joy you must be one miserable fuck or your soul must be trapped in the Shadow Realm. Well done on this one Marvel, well done. Avengers: Age of Ultron hits theaters May 1st.